]> http://blog.janik.cz/archives/cat_9/ ... what is he doing? en-us Pavel 2010-07-31T12:56:43+02:00 http://blog.janik.cz/archives/2007/06/18/T08_43_40/ 2007-06-18T08:43:40+02:00 Pavel OpenOffice.org, Jokes
Martin Hassman wrote this blog entry. It is in Czech, but here is the translation:

New Ideal Office Format

I have created a new format for office applications. Its documentation is very short to prevent some Linux fans from criticism of its size.

It consists of five rules:

1. Document content is in plaintext and in the most suitable encoding of your OS. This has to satisfy everyone.
2. The whole document content is inserted as Base64 inside a <document> </document> element, so it becomes XML. And XML is a buzzworld, XML is cool, so it MUST be XML.
3. Don't forget to pack it as a ZIP file. It becomes small even for slow networks.
4. Concerning special formats: Dates in the document are in the format which is used on the noticeboard by Mrs. Kotas from our 1st floor. If you are not familiar with it, you should come and find out yourself.
5. The file suffix is *.ibm. No, it doesn't mean ANY company name (we would be accused of being financially influenced if it does). It stands for Ideal Buzzword Metaformat.

Let's vote for it as an international standard. It's said even stupid format could be proposed as a standard this year. Why not this one?

Martin Hassman]]> http://blog.janik.cz/archives/2006/06/02/T08_31_26/ 2006-06-02T08:31:26+02:00 Pavel OpenOffice.org, Jokes KasperskI Labs reported that every GNU/Linux distribution contains virus able to raise the privilege level of regular users to super user.

The virus has suspect name su.

The scenario of its work is very easy: user who wants to raise its privileges just runs this program and enters root's password. KasperskI's analyst told that it is only a proof-of-concept of attacking Linux distributions and more such attacks will come. And in fact, his words are confirmed today, because gtksu and kdesu were also confirmed as vulnerable!

It is very easy to get rid of it, just remove it from your system.]]> http://blog.janik.cz/archives/2006/01/13/T10_54_04/ 2006-01-13T10:54:04+02:00 Pavel OpenOffice.org, Jokes many Hamburgs around. Suddenly I realized that I see Hamburg every morning for quite a long time...]]> http://blog.janik.cz/archives/2004/08/02/T18_16_45/ 2004-08-02T18:16:45+02:00 Pavel Jokes bug-report in the KDE project (thanks to Luboš).

I wOnder hOw is it pOssible that such peOple use cOmputers. It is pretty dangerous for them, for their computer and also for other people. -----]]>